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The risk to remain tight in a bud is greater than the risk it takes to blossom.

Created on 2004-01-23 21:59:34 (#1984858), last updated 2009-11-09

5,493 comments received, 5,662 comments posted

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Name:No matter where you are...
Birthdate:1986-01-23
Website:*My Art Gallery*
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"When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “happy.” They told me I didn’t understand the assignment. I told them they didn’t understand life."
-Unknown

“You can’t crap all over Darwin and stem cell research and global warming, then come crawling back to science when you want Tamiflu.” - Bill Maher

"Little Timmy can watch Uma Thurman kill like 86 dudes in 5 minutes and be fine. But if he hears someone say 'shit' he might go crazy and become a danger to society." - Doug Benson on censorship

Pristine: Nice hair. Where did you buy it?
Pickles: Off some hooker. I think it was your mom.
(The Oblongs)

"I'm the one who farted and ruined Christmas." - Pickles (The Oblongs)

"His eyebrows are fierce." -Val

"Don't piss on my back and tell me it's raining." - Andy

Nikki: I am putting together a secular bible. My Genesis is when the apple falls on Newton's head.
MTG: My Genesis is when the Apostle Phil Collins steps out from behind the drums and enters the light that was vacated by St. Peter Gabriel



"Religion is sort of like a lift in your shoes. If it makes you feel better, fine. Just don't ask me to wear your shoes." - George Carlin

"The best time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast."
- Demetri Martin

"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter"
- Martin Luther King Jr.

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a persistent one."
- Albert Einstein

"Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth.”
- Ludwig Borne




I am an artist
I am anti-ignorance
I do not hold grudges
I do not believe in absolutes
I want to die when I'm old in my bed... by huffing dryer sheets
I'm terrified of clowns, mimes, the burger king, and faces in windows
I have an addiction. I do lines... of oreos
I like my pb&j with creamy pb and grape j
I'm an innovator when it comes to getting the most done with the least amount of effort
I've been pooped on by birds thrice


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